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FunkySmellCraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only smell you’ll be sniffing is the sweet aroma of victory! Our server is so funky, even the creepers wear disco pants and breakdance before exploding. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to be crowned the Funkiest Player of them all. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready to smell the fun!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	9418	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crops Grown:	2864	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	2670
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crops Grown:	8976

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2871	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.