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FunkySmellCraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Emeralds Found:	7829	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only smell you’ll be sniffing is the sweet aroma of victory! Our server is so funky, even the creepers wear disco pants and breakdance before exploding. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to be crowned the Funkiest Player of them all. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready to smell the fun!

BreadixCore Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BreadixCore, Community, Creative, description, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8922	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

The owner of the “BreadixCore” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Play.breadix.ru:19132

Sess-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Group Chat, ideas, Interaction, involvement, Minecraft, networking, No Sess thread, online discussion, Participation, Server, SessFree, sharing, Suggestions, Thread, Topic, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, crazy parkour challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers, and treasure hunts where the loot is guarded by a gang of mischievous pigs wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy biomes looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you can out-dance the Yeti, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireworks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

TattleCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Analysis, Behavior, Character, critique, Drama, FANTASY, gossip, imagination, last character, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, portrayal, Reflection, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Rumors, Secrets, Server, storytelling, tattle, TattleCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7632	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	557	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what juicy gossip your character’s tattle has to spill! Rumor has it that the last character you played was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, collecting intel on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to uncover the truth and take down the dragon once and for all! So come on, join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LazyParentCraft

adult responsibilities, child support, community college, divorced parents, enabling behavior, family dynamics, father-son relationship, finding a job, lack of motivation, lack of support, lazy son, LazyParentCraft, life lessons, Life skills, parenting issues, post-secondary education, Resume Help, tough love, tough love parenting, trades career, video games addiction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further! Join our server where we will help you learn the importance of hard work and independence, just like the dad in this story tried to teach his lazy kid.

On our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own virtual world, just like this dad had to work hard to raise his son right. And if you ever need help, our community is here to support you, just like how this dad tried to support his son (even though his ex-wife kept getting in the way).

So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some life skills along the way – like how to send a resume or get a job, just like the kid in this story finally had to learn. It’s time to grow up and take charge of your own destiny, just like this kid eventually did (with a little help from his dad, of course).

HeatwaveCraft: No breaks, all fun!

Amazon, breaks, employee rights, employee welfare, Exploitation, extreme heat, Fun, heat exhaustion, HeatwaveCraft, India, industrial safety, labor laws, labor rights, lack of breaks, occupational hazards, occupational health., poor working conditions, Safety concerns, sweatshop, worker rights, workers, working conditions, workplace safety

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5107	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, so like, imagine being stuck in a hot jungle with no breaks and mad safety issues, that’s basically what this server is like but in Minecraft form. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging lava pits and fighting off creepers while sweating buckets like an Amazon worker in India. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join the madness and see if you can survive the heat and chaos. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

PillowCraft: No Cool Side

Cool, discomfort, heatwave, hot weather, insomnia, lack of sleep, night sweats, Overheating, pillow problems, PillowCraft, restless sleep, Side, sleep aids, sleep solutions, sleep tips, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, staying cool, summer heat, sweating, temperature control, tossing and turning, trying to cool down

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

haha bro, u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that the pillow doesn’t even have a cool side? well, come join us on this cray cray server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies and the diamonds grow on trees like juicy apples.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties every night, and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they own the place. oh, and did i mention the nether portal leads to a magical land where the lava is actually made of hot fudge? yeah, it’s that epic.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable, come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). see you there, bro!

CosmicCraft: Defying Gravity & Building Blocks

academic publication, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Binding, blocks, building, cosmic web, CosmicCraft, cosmological structures, cosmology, Dark Matter, Defying, galaxy formation, gravitational lensing, gravity, massless, Monthly Notices, observational data, research paper, Royal Astronomical Society, scientific journal, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, topological defects

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	762	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? well, come join our server where we bind cosmological structures with massless topological defects for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging black holes and jumping through wormholes to travel to different dimensions. our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

join us for a chance to ride on a comet, battle space zombies, and build your very own intergalactic base. who needs boring old earth when you can explore the cosmos in Minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you enter our universe, there’s no turning back!

RiceInvasion Minecraft Server

assimilation challenges, Chinese immigrants, cross-border movement, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Demographic Shifts, economic disparities, economic opportunities, global migration trends, Globalization, immigrant populations, immigration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, national identity, racial tensions, RiceInvasion, Server, societal impact, societal integration, societal perceptions, white countries

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and you’ll be part of a crazy adventure where Chinese immigrants invade white countries every day – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Our server is like no other, with wild events happening all the time. You never know when a horde of Chinese immigrants will come knocking on your virtual door, ready to take over your pixelated land. But hey, it’s all part of the excitement!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the leader of the Chinese immigrant invasion and rule over all the white countries in Minecraft!

SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!