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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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New Server IP
Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

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New Server IP
Funky Minecraft Server

Alluring, bold, Confidence, enticing, FANTASY, flirtation, Funky, I’d fuck me, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, provocative question, seduction, self love, self-attraction, Sensual, Server, sexual desire, temptation, Would you fuck me

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a giant chicken started a revolution against the pigs, leading to an epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked unsuspecting players by exploding in their faces. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then come join us. Just remember, things may get a little…funky.

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New Server IP

The Banana Network: Where monkeys rule and bananas are the currency! Join now for funky fun and fruity adventures!

Adventures, Aether, Automation, banana, Bananas, blocks, Bumblezone, Community, Currency, Curseforge, decor, Discord, Evolution, farmers delight, Friends, Fruity, Fun, Funky, Gaming, Join, Massive Dungeons, Mods, monkeys, Network, Other, Personalization, rule, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Download Modpack

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community.
Is there any support available for mod-related issues?	Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server.

Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Click, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Discord Channels, Dragon.., Enchanting, Ender, Essentials, Facebook Page, Funky, Geopolitical resources, Government, Griefprevention, Imperios, in game, income, Ip:, Laws, new players, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, rules, Silkspawner, smp, Starter information, villagers, Vote, War

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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New Server IP
DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

Abilities, candy, chains, city, cranky, crash bandicoot, Diddy, Dixie, Donkey, donkey kong, Donkey Kong Urban Jungle, DonkeyCraft, fast paced movement, Funky, JUNGLE, Kong civilians, Kongs, Kremling Krew, Lanky Kong, mario 3d world, New game, October release, power lines, Precision, Server, sonic colors, Swinging, Tiny Kong, Urban, urban jungle

Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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CheesyFeetCraft Minecraft Server

Andou, aroma, Cheesy, cheesy feet, CheesyFeetCraft, feet scent, Fine, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, foot stench, Fragrance, french cheese, fromage, Funky, Minecraft, odor, pungent, Server, Smelly, STINKY, STRONG, unique scent

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is known for Andou’s feet scent, which has been compared to a fine French cheese. But don’t worry, the smell only enhances the gameplay experience!

Join us for epic adventures where you can explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs all while enjoying the delightful aroma of Andou’s feet. Rumor has it that players who spend enough time on the server start to develop a heightened sense of smell and can detect hidden treasures with their noses.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cheese cave where players can mine for rare cheese blocks to use in their builds. And every full moon, a giant cheese monster emerges from the depths to challenge players in a cheesy battle for glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and indulge in the cheesy goodness that only Andou’s feet can provide. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

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New Server IP
MineFunkG Server – Get Funky on our Minecraft Server

Crossover series, DemonDykes Edition, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Funky, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, MineFunkG, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the demons are dykes! Week #2604 is the DemonDykes Edition, where you’ll battle it out with funky demons in a whole new way.

2. We’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! Who wouldn’t want to see those characters duking it out in the Minecraft world?

3. Our latest update, the Pit Stop Update, will have you racing through funky obstacles and challenges like never before. And don’t forget to check out Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the latest gossip.

4. Want to chat with Ninjamuffin and PA? They did an AMA on our server, so you can ask them all your burning questions about the game.

5. The modding community on our server is insane! From new funky beats to wild skins, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a funky adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

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New Server IP
MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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New Server IP
CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

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New Server IP
Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

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New Server IP
NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Electric, electrical stimulation, electricity, enhanced performance, extra muscle, FITNESS, Gains, gym, innovation, Muscle, muscle building, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle stimulator, muscle strength, non-invasive, portable, Pump, research, resistance training, strength, Technology, weight training

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

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New Server IP
EmperiumMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to EmperiumMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into a thrilling survival adventure on Minecraft 1.21, where challenges and creativity meet! EmperiumMC offers a player-focused survival experience, complete with custom biomes, exciting quests, and a friendly community. Build, explore, and conquer in a lag-free, well-maintained server designed for both seasoned players and newcomers. Enjoy enhanced gameplay with unique features like player shops, economy systems, and seasonal events. Whether you’re building a majestic base or braving the newest 1.21 mobs, EmperiumMC is your survival haven. Join us today and be part of a growing community that values teamwork, fun, and creativity! Your adventure starts here!

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New Server IP
PearSMP

Adventure, Bosses, Community, Competition, Custom Mobs, Custom terrain, custom weapons, Economy, Land Claim, Minecraft, PearSMP, play.pearsmp.cc, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival

Welcome to PearSMP!

Dive into a dynamic survival Minecraft experience like no other! Explore breathtaking custom terrain, claim your own land, and embark on thrilling quests. Master unique skills, craft powerful custom weapons, and take on formidable custom mobs and epic bosses. Whether you’re here for the adventure, the competition, or the community, there’s something for everyone.

Join Us Today: play.pearsmp.cc

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New Server IP
HappyCraft – OP for game coins Minecraft server

game coins, HappyCraft, Minecraft, op, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

Go to the server and open the case for logging in

hcplay.ru

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New Server IP

Online SMP Semi-Anarchy Bedrock

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, bedrock, Chaos, creativity, danger, Empires, FEARLESS, freedom, gameplay, King, legendary builder, ONLINE, Raiders, Raiding, Raw, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Trust, ultimate rogue, Unfiltered, untamed lands, Wild

Welcome to the Wild West of Minecraft Bedrock: Your New Favorite Anarchy Server!

IP	4.236.161.17
Port	19132

Are you ready to explore a world of endless chaos, creativity, and freedom? Our brand-new Bedrock Anarchy Server is live and waiting for fearless adventurers like you! With no restrictions on building, destroying, or raiding, this server is the ultimate playground for players who thrive on raw, unfiltered Minecraft gameplay.

The only rule? No hacking. We value a level playing field, so if you’re caught hacking, you’ll be permanently added to our ban list. Beyond that, it’s an open-world free-for-all where your skills, strategies, and cunning are the only limits.

Forge alliances, build empires, or go solo as the ultimate rogue. Whether you want to dominate the server with massive builds, set ingenious traps for your enemies, or just explore and survive, the choice is yours. Dive into a landscape where danger lurks around every corner and trust is a rare commodity.

Our server offers a fresh map, untamed lands, and countless opportunities for you to make your mark. Will you become a feared raider, a legendary builder, or the king of the wilds? There’s only one way to find out!

So grab your gear, bring your best strategies, and jump in. Your Bedrock adventure begins now. We can’t wait to see what chaos you bring to the table!

See you in the wild!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	The only rule is no hacking. Any players found hacking will be permanently banned.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to build empires or go solo as a rogue.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, there are no restrictions on building, destroying, or raiding on the server.