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Funky Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	654086
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	298	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Funky Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	109	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCreditlessUniGrp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Just like in this hilarious class project story, we encourage collaboration and communication among players. Join us and experience the thrill of working together to conquer challenges and build epic structures.

Imagine a world where you can create your own Google Doc with fellow players, sharing notes and ideas to complete tasks. Will you be the one taking charge and leading your team to victory, or will you sit back and watch as others do all the work? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, just like in this story, there may be some players who try to take advantage of your hard work. Will you stand up for yourself and demand credit where credit is due, or will you let others walk all over you? Join us and find out in this crazy adventure of teamwork and betrayal!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3726
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

Power Women 17th Century Court

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC EARLY FOSTER CARE SYSTEM IN DA GAME! WE GIVE POOR WOMEN DA POWER TO RULE DA LAND, JUST LIKE IN 17TH CENTURY LANCASHIRE! OUR RARE COLLECTION OF PETITIONS WILL BLOW YA MIND, GIVING VOICE TO DA MOST INACCESSIBLE WOMEN IN HISTORY! COME JOIN US AND RULE LIKE A QUEEN, OR MAYBE A WITCH, WHO KNOWS?! HAHAHAHAHA!

Grass Stacks and Kangaroo Attacks: Aussie Towny Adventure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events for players

FAQ – Stack of Grass Minecraft Server

Q: How can I join the server?

A: For application and more information, please check out the Discord server: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods on the server are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature ambiance.

Q: Can I create and build towns on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to establish towns and engage in town building activities.

Q: What kind of rewards can I expect from the scripted dungeons?

A: Players can earn rewards from completing scripted dungeons, with new rewards available every few minutes.

Worlds Dot Com Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us on this wild and wacky adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metzitzah Minecraft SMP – Dare to Look Inside

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7546
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our SMP for a chance to explore the mysterious and wacky world of Metzitzah! Legend has it that deep within the metzitzah lies hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the metzitzah is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!

LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	6968	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crops Grown:	1028	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2697	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SuperPowerCraft

elemental control, energy manipulation, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, long tail tags, mind reading, precognition, reality warping, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerCraft, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Buildings Constructed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock the superpower of infinite diamond mining! No more digging for hours on end, just snap your fingers and watch the diamonds roll in. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility…and possibly a few jealous creepers trying to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies, swooping down on unsuspecting players and leaving them in awe of your feathered grace. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of invincibility. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a blocky golden pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what other crazy powers and adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MandarinCraft – Currency Crisis Edition

Agricultural trade, Alternative payment, barter system, Citrus, Crisis, Currency, economic crisis, economic hardship, Edition, exchange, financial problems, Fruit, global trade, international news, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, Moscow Times, payment difficulties, russia, Russian economy, Russian government, Trade

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we accept mandarins instead of money cuz why not? russia is all about that fruity currency life now. imagine trading in your diamonds for a juicy mandarin, it’s the new wave, trust us. plus, we have a secret underground mandarin farm where you can harvest your own currency. but be warned, the mandarins are guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to commands in russian. so brush up on your language skills before entering our citrus-filled paradise. join now for a truly unique and zesty minecraft experience!

Mutant Fossil Fun

Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, fossil, fossil analysis, fossil findings, fossil interpretation, fossil record, fossil research, Fossils, Fun, genetic abnormalities, genetic mutations, genetic variation, Mutant, mutation theory, mutations, natural selection, Paleontology, scientific discovery, species, species classification, species representation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossils that might be like, totally mutated and not even real! like, who knows what kind of crazy creatures you might discover in our world, maybe a dino with wings or a spider with a unicorn horn! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. so come on and join us for some wacky adventures and see what kind of weird and wonderful things you can uncover. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!