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Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3704
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2174
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	2691
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2648	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	3310
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Buildings Constructed:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	754443	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	2505	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Emeralds Found:	8939	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	781055
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3857
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	259

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8303	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6132	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!