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Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	5930
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	1282	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

Solarion SMP

3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	5045
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	4410	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7646	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Animals Bred:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!