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CraftyCreeperzPeace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CatCraftMurderPractice

animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Votes:	9069	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Welcome to Gapple Semi-Limpcore! No vanilla, just prizes and a side of Discord. Patch 1.20.4 included.

1.20.4, apocalypse datapack, BATS, Competition, Discord, Dragon.., Gapple, Hardcore, Herobrine, illusionist, Included, MEDUSA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether, Patch, Prizes, PvE, rules, SemiLimpcore, Server, Side, skeleton, spawn ship, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3697	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 254 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 220 weeks now.
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The Minecraft multi-player server IP is: gapple.mchost.pro
What is the direct IP if I prefer?	You can use the IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
What are the server rules?	– Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages, no hacking or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It includes various enhancements and changes to enemy behavior in the game world.
How do I join the Discord channel?	Use this invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!

FurryCraft Minecraft Server

all day, Furries, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry fandom, furry lifestyle, Furrycraft, Gay, gay culture, gay identity, gay pride, gay relationships, goon, idk, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, Lotsa bois, Minecraft, Online Community, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3807
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no one to goon to? Look no further, because our server is filled with lotsa bois ready to goon with you all day long! Whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs, there’s always a squad of bois ready to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!

DiaryRage Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diary, DiaryRage, emotional expression, family, invasion of privacy, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, privacy, relationships, self-care, Server, storming out, Support, Therapy, Understanding, validation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from nosy family members invading your privacy? Join us and build your own secret hideout where no one can read your thoughts and feelings (unless you want them to, of course)!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and let off some steam without worrying about anyone snooping around your personal space. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring our virtual world – maybe you’ll even find a magical diary that reveals all your deepest secrets to the entire server!

So leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that understands the importance of boundaries (both in-game and IRL). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to a drama-free zone together!

GF Needs No Fam Stay!

Accommodation, apartment stay, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional well being, Empathy, fam, family dynamics, family visit, mental health, ptsd, relationships, Respect, self-care, sleep needs, stay, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific needs? Look no further than our server, where we make sure every window is closed and locked, the bedroom door is secure, and the light is on with a fan and heated blanket ready to go. Need sound dampening curtains and a noise-free environment? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the ultimate in relaxation and safety. No loud noises, no unexpected disturbances – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And if you ever have a nightmare, don’t worry – we’ll be there to reassure you that everything is okay.

Don’t risk staying with unreliable family members who can’t meet your needs. Come join us and avoid any sleepless nights or vomit-inducing nightmares. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheerfulTunesMC Server

bittersweet songs, cheerful facade, cheerful songs, CheerfulTunesMC, contradictory songs, dark lyrics, dark themes, deceptive lyrics, deceptive music, deceptive songs, deceptive tunes, Emotional Music, happy sounding songs, hidden darkness, hidden meanings, ironic lyrics, ironic songs, melancholy tunes, misleading melodies, Music, sad lyrics, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Star Shards Collected:	278	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a musical rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and discover which songs sound cheerful but actually have really dark lyrics – just like our hidden dungeons filled with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can belt out their favorite tunes while battling mobs. And rumor has it, if you can sing a dark song with enough emotion, you might just unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare loot.

So come on, join us on this wild musical adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our twisted world of Minecraft madness!

MineLife: Live for Blocks!

aspirations, blocks, career, dreams, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inspiration, Live, love, mental health, Minelife, motivation, Passion, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, self improvement

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant the eater unlimited powers (and a serious case of indigestion).

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions, where players must ride the feisty creatures through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their wild adventures in the Nether and beyond. Just be warned, they have a tendency to ramble on about their favorite type of grass for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reasons to live when you can have reasons to game on our insane server!