Funk Assault interview Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

cleaning up, cooking for family, CookingCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling burdened, feeling overwhelmed, feeling taken advantage of, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, feeling used, full-time job, household chores, lazy brother, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed with responsibilities, refusing to cook, Server, sibling dynamics, taking care of yard, ungrateful family

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!

SkillzMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant expertise, instant learning, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, mastering talents, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learner, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillzMaster420, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent mastery

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly master the art of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Imagine walking through a world where every corner you turn, there’s a majestic statue of you flexing your muscles or striking a pose like a supermodel.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the ability to tame and ride dragons. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about riding boring old horses or pigs, now you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player on our server gets their own personal army of loyal minions to do their bidding. Need someone to mine for diamonds for you? No problem, just send your minions out and watch as they bring back stacks of precious gems for you to hoard.

So come join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

CraftyCampusLife

adapting to new environment, adjusting to change, adulting, college life, CraftyCampusLife, dorm life, Emotional journey, finding your way, first time away from home, INDEPENDENCE, learning to be independent, Leaving Home, living on your own, moving out, navigating college life, new beginnings, new experiences, personal growth, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, transitioning to college

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is like moving out for college for the first time – except instead of boring lectures and questionable dining hall food, you’ll be greeted with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, battling dragons, and befriending villagers who may or may not be secretly plotting to take over the server. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting place to spend your virtual college years.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags, say goodbye to your old server, and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe – you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation!

AsylumCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, AsylumCraft, Attack, Chaos, crime, Crisis, discrimination, Government, HOTELS, immigration, law enforcement, migrants, Minecraft, PROTESTS, Refugees, rioters, Server, Social Issues, UK disorder, Unrest, violence, WORST, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7609	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only rioting you’ll see is when the creepers blow up your house! we promise no asylum seekers will be harmed in the making of this server, just lots of fun and chaos! build your dream world and watch it get destroyed by your friends, just like in real life! join now for a riotous good time!

SkyCraft: Ukraine Edition

air defense systems, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense technology, Edition, Euromaidan Press, european union, German, German defense systems, international relations, military cooperation, military defense, military technology, military-news, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, Skycraft, Skynex, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is deploying german skynex air defense systems to protect against creepers and zombies! we got u covered with the best defense systems to keep u safe while u mine and build ur epic creations.

our server is so lit that even herobrine is scared to step foot in our world. we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make u feel like a god in the minecraft universe.

join us now and be part of the most epic battles against the mobs and other players. build ur own castle and defend it with the power of the skynex air defense systems. trust us, u won’t regret joining this insane server where anything is possible.

AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing

after school dances, awkward, AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing, faculty camaraderie, Funny Moments, inside jokes, LAUGH, Private, school activities, school culture, school events, school memories, school staff, social gatherings, staff bonding, teacher experiences, teacher humor, teachers, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, witnessed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the teachers from school go after their dances to, like, laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just saw. it’s like a secret club where they can let loose and be themselves without worrying about what the students think. Join this server if you want to see your teachers in a whole new light, cracking jokes and having a blast after a long day of dealing with us crazy kids. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy stories they’ll share about their time in the classroom? It’s like a behind-the-scenes look at the secret lives of teachers, and it’s all happening on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Come join the fun and see what really goes down after the school dances!