Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
Join us for a chance to interact with Kyle’s ghost, explore haunted mineshafts, and maybe even uncover the mystery of his untimely death. Plus, we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly antics of Kyle’s spirit!
Forget about your dad trying to find a silver lining in everything, on our server, we only find diamonds! And if anyone tries to bring up real-life drama, just call them a loser and keep mining away.
Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together while leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.
And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.
Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!
And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.
So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!
So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!
Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!
Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. And rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and let the madness begin!
we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”
so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!
Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
| Features: |
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| No teleportation or warps |
| No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system |
| A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. |
| Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator |
| Diamond-based economy and shopping district |
| A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! |
| Events! |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.
Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.
Find out more at meliosmp.com.
You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.
No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.
While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.
And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?