funeral speech – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GraveMistakes Minecraft SMP

Condolences, Etiquette, Funeral, funeral advice, funeral customs, funeral dos and don’ts, funeral etiquette, funeral faux pas, funeral mistakes, funeral speech, funeral taboos, funeral traditions, GraveMistakes, GRIEVING, inappropriate, inappropriate remarks, insensitive, insensitive comments, Minecraft, mourning, Respect, smp, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigmen start a funeral procession for their fallen comrade, Bob the Creeper. You can’t help but laugh as they solemnly march by, paying their respects with explosive tributes.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Funeral Sentence Challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous and inappropriate sentences to say at a funeral. The winner gets a diamond block and eternal bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now for a funeral-themed adventure like no other! Just remember, in our world, the only thing that’s dead serious is the fun.

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FrancoPastaCraft SMP

Blending, collaboration, Communication, compromise, Connection, culture, Diversity, Franco, FrancoPastaCraft, Fusion, Harmony, Italian, love, MERGE, Partnership, reconciliation, relationship, romance, smp, Thread, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Creeper Alliance as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the fearless Chickens, who have mastered the art of egg-splosions? Or will you align yourself with the sneaky Creepers, who can explode at a moment’s notice?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he hoards all the rarest treasures in the server, so if you dare to challenge him, be prepared for a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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SisBlockNoContact

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?

But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.

Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?

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SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinking

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

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Noobz4Dayz

10. Floppy disks, 11. Rewinding VHS tapes, 12. Waiting for TV shows to air, 13. Limited video game options, 14. Typewriters, 15. Landline phones, 16. Physical maps, 17. Waiting for mail, 18. Limited information access, 19. Film cameras, 2. Dial-up internet, 20. Having to memorize phone numbers., 3. VHS tapes, 4. Cassette tapes, 5. Payphones, 6. Waiting for film to develop, 7. Limited TV channels, 8. Encyclopedias, 9. Dial-up internet, Noobz4Dayz, technology dependence

Remember the days when you had to actually go outside and use your imagination to have fun? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create towering castles, elaborate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of a chicken (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams (or at least a bunch of shiny diamonds).

So say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets

CASUALTIES, civilian areas, Combat, Conflict, CreeperHideout, defense forces, extremism, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, Rockets, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

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GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

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SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

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TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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