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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9428 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!