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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	4048	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9578
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	933207	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2758
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	425
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Items Found:	4001
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!