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No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crops Grown:	3599
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1437	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

Crafty, diagnose, discovery, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, early diagnosis, eye diseases, eye examination, eye health, eye health awareness, EYES, health, health screening, Healthcare, Medical, medical breakthrough, Medical research, preventive care, Reveal, serious diseases, vision

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4616
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, anticipation, Control 2, Control2Craft, EXCITEMENT, FBC, federal bureau of control, Gaming, Gaming Community, hype, Jesse Faden, long tail, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Supernatural powers, Thrilling, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	255
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

boss battle strategies, boss fight fails, boss fight mechanics, boss fight patterns, boss fight rage, boss fight tactics, boss fight tips, BossFightFailsMC, challenging bosses, difficult enemies, epic showdowns, frustrating battles, game difficulty, Gaming, intense gameplay, smp, tough bosses, video game bosses, Video Game Challenges, Video Game Design, video games, worst boss fights

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyKids, family history, family relationships, family ties, father’s friend, importance of privacy, long distance, maintaining privacy, Minecraft, NC with dad, past trauma, personal boundaries, preschool teacher, privacy concerns, privacy protection, relationship dynamics, respecting boundaries, sensitive information, Server, setting boundaries, traumatic past

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!

CraftyBroInLawNoPay

anger, Arrogant, arsehole, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyBroInLawNoPay, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Mechanic, misunderstanding, MONEY, pride, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, snob

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4376	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, car repairs, and passive-aggressive behavior!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

LifeGoalsMC SMP

achievement, aspirations, Contentment, determination, dreams, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, life ambitions, life desires, life goals, LifeGoalsMC, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	824	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to live your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!