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FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Cash, Dummy, Financial, funds, Generosity, gift, Gratitude, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Riches, smp, thank you, thanks, wealth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	126
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

Funds4MinecraftSMP

4chan ad, advertising, advertising strategy, assets, brand promotion, Budget, Business, Corporation, Digital Marketing, Expenses, Financials, funds, Funds4MinecraftSMP, Investment, Marketing, MONEY, online advertising, Profitability, Revenue, shareholders, stock market, trillion dollar company

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

GFVacayDenied – No Funds for Fun

Boundaries, boys trip, Communication, compromise, couples, financial responsibility, Fun, funds, GFVacayDenied, Girls trip, joint account, money management, Partnership, personal finances, relationship, shared funds, solo trips, travel, travel fund, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, vacation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Towns Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your trust in your partner? Look no further! Join our server where you and your significant other can set up a shared account for in-game travel funds, only to have it used for solo adventures without your knowledge!

Imagine logging in to find out your partner has drained the account for their own solo trips, leaving you questioning your entire relationship. Will they replenish the funds as promised, or will you be left high and dry in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Accusations of control, trust issues, and even cheating may arise as you navigate the treacherous waters of shared accounts in Minecraft. Will you stand your ground and demand separate funds for solo adventures, or will you give in to the chaos and let the virtual drama unfold?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of financial betrayal and relationship drama like never before! Just remember, in this world, trust is a currency that may be worth more than diamonds.

DutchSplit Minecraft Server

aita, career, Communication, Dinner, DutchSplit, ENTITLEMENT, Established, Expectations, funds, Generosity, going Dutch, lost job, Minecraft, Pay, Server, siblings in law, split the bill

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	192
New Chunks Explored:	645793	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of always being the one to foot the bill in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we believe in fair and equal payment for all!

Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!

So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!

PixelPiggyCraft

allegations, Conflict, Corruption, corruption scandal, Ethics, ethics violation, funds, Hamas, international relations, investigation, lobby groups, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Palestine monitor, PixelPiggyCraft, pro-Hamas, UN, UN Watch, united nations, watchdog

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8987	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, the UN is, like, all up in our business because they think we’re taking money from, like, pro-Hamas lobby groups. but, like, we’re just here to build and mine and have a good time, man. join our server and be a part of the scandalous drama, bro. you won’t believe the crazy stories that come out of this place. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Loot4BaeNotFriend

#venting, aita, Birthday, Boyfriend, DISTANCING, doubt, Friend, Friends, funds, gift, gold digger, Jealousy, laptop, Loot4BaeNotFriend, MONEY, notebook, OFFENDED, Principal, School, STUDENT, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all – except when it comes to gifting laptops! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make your head spin.

Need a new laptop? No problem! Just befriend our players and watch the laptops roll in. Who needs a working laptop when you can have a notebook instead? It’s the thought that counts, right?

Vent your frustrations to your friends and watch the drama unfold. Who knew a simple gift could cause such chaos? But hey, at least you’ll never be accused of being a gold digger on our server – unless you really want that diamond pickaxe.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftyBallerinaTreason

Ballerina, ballet, Conflict, controversy, Court, CraftyBallerinaTreason, dancer, donation, Espionage, funds, International, Justice, L.A, Legal, Political, prosecution, russia, scandal, Treason, trial, Ukraine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so wild, they make a ballerina in L.A. look tame? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have players who have been on trial for treason in Russia for donating funds to Ukraine! Can you imagine the drama and chaos that goes down on our server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Realm Rescue: No realm left behind! (realms)

admins, CONTENT, Content Creation, Cool, Creation, Drama, Experience, free trial, friend group, Friends, funds, Help, leaking, left, Lore, Minecraft, Realm, Realms, rescue, Server, starting over, stress

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Unspecified
Server Type	Realm
Server Status	Free trial, looking for support

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is a realm where players can create cool lore and content in a drama-free environment.
How can I help support the server?	You can reach out to the server owners to offer financial support or resources to keep the realm running smoothly.
Is there a specific theme or focus on the server?	The server is focused on building a positive community and creating unique lore and content.
Can I join the realm?	You can inquire with the server owners about joining the realm and potentially becoming a part of the creative community.

Syre MC

Community, Competition, Crates, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Farming, Gear, ISLAND, Loot, Mining, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Skyblock, Survival, top 10, Upgrades

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Syre MC [1.20.x] is an extremely fun skygens server that focuses on player satisfaction. Give it a chance and try the server! I bet you will enjoy the server as much as I do!

There is lots of things to do on the server like coinflips, enchanting your items to the best gear, completing quests, parkour, opening crates, farming to upgrade your hoe, mining to upgrade your pickaxe and chopping trees to upgrade your axe. You may also create an island and store your items, make farms, and grind to have the best island! There are incentives to being top 10 islands so get your grinding gear on!

You may also find yourself in the PvP zone with that upgraded gear! The PvP zone offers special loot! Two ways to obtain such loot can be by capturing the KoTH area when started, or participating in the supply drop event where chests drop from the sky, but be warned… other players want the chests just as much as you do so be careful!

play.syremc.net

Blue Horizon: Where the only thing fresher than the air is our custom armor and tools! Join now for ranks, crates, and more fun

Adventure, Air, armor, Blue, boss fights, claim flags, Crates, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom Tools, dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life, EXCITEMENT, exciting crate rewards, fresher, Fun, Heads, Homes, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Join, Land claiming, monthly crate content, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Ranks, Rtp, smp, Tools, Tpa, Vibrant Community

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	872	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	53
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to Blue Horizon

A vibrant SMP server that offers an unparalleled survival experience. Join us today!

Overview:

Feature	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy convenient features like Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and much more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	New Crate content cycled monthly with custom armors and tools. Vote Crate and Mythical Crate with exciting rewards!
Player-Driven Economy	Purchase your own /pwarp, create a shop, or simply sell to our /shop. Player trading options available!
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and abilities!

Join Us:

Website: https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/

Discord: https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

2. What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?

There are 24 in-game ranks available for purchase with in-game currency. Each rank offers unique perks and abilities that enhance your gaming experience.

3. Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, you can purchase your own /pwarp, create a shop, advertise items, and prices on the server.

4. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

We have monthly crate content cycles, Boss Fights (coming soon), and various in-game challenges to keep the gameplay exciting.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Black New World Order, BNWO, Domination, enslave, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, power dynamics, racial discrimination, racial dominance, racial empowerment, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial liberation, racial oppression, racial revolution, racial subjugation, racial supremacy, Server, social control, Submission, White boys

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where we enslave white boys into The BNWO (Big Nasty World Order)!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can unleash your inner dictator and rule over a society of white boys who are at your beck and call? Build your empire, make them mine for resources, and watch as they tremble in fear at your power!

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where you can compete in challenges to earn the title of Supreme Overlord of the BNWO. And if you’re feeling extra evil, you can even pit the white boys against each other in gladiator-style battles for your entertainment.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being the ultimate ruler of your own dystopian society. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join now and see for yourself!

“Why Isn’t He Just The Protagonist Instead?” Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, authorial intent, character arc, character depth., Character development, character dynamics, character motivations, creative process, Isnt, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, narrative choices, narrative focus, narrative perspective, plot structure, plot twists, Protagonist, protagonist role, secondary character, smp, storytelling, supporting character, writing decisions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being just a side character in someone else’s Minecraft world? Well, join our SMP where YOU are the protagonist! That’s right, forget about those other players hogging the spotlight, it’s your time to shine!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of those feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the most notorious entity in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become the hero of your own Minecraft story. Who needs Steve when you can be the star of the show?

MilfCraft: Bad Mom Edition

Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, bad, Boundaries, Communication, Disrespect, Edition, emotional impact, family dynamics, feeding schedule, growth charts, in-laws, infant nutrition, mealtime, MilfCraft, mom, mother-in-law, Motherhood, nutrition, parenting, pediatrician advice, self-doubt, support system

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggles of parenting…or dealing with overbearing in-laws!

Join us for some virtual snacks and avoid the greasy Mexican food that even your baby wouldn’t touch. Our server offers a variety of virtual treats that won’t leave you feeling judged by your mother-in-law.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms and connect with other players who have been through similar situations. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come join us and let out your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Leave the real-life haters behind and build your own world of peace and tranquility. Plus, our server has the best virtual puffs around – no judgment here!

StressCraft SMP: Chillax & Build

aromatherapy, BUILD, chillax, Deep Breathing, Exercise, Healthy Eating, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, nature walks, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sleep hygiene, smp, stress relief, StressCraft, taking a bath, Time management, yoga

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers blowing up your hard work? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your stress by blowing up someone else’s hard work instead! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and release all that pent-up frustration in a safe and blocky environment. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in his spare time, so you can also get some emotional support while you’re at it. So come join us and let’s all relax together in the most explosive way possible!

CreeperAfterGlow

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of hearing “I have a headache” or “I need to do laundry” right after getting frisky with your partner? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about post-coital conversations again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no awkward pillow talk. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so abundant, they make even the most experienced miners weep tears of joy. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of creepers exploding.

Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

defense systems, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military capabilities, military escalation, Minecraft, Missiles, national security, Officials, political tension, provocation, putin, Putins, response, Revenge, russia, sabotage, security concerns, Server, strategic maneuvers, Threats, uk

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures and build insane structures. we have a secret underground base where we hide from putin’s sabotage attempts. he’s so mad about our uk missiles in russia that he’s sending creepers to blow up our base. but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us. join us and help us defeat putin and his evil minions. together, we will conquer the minecraft world and build the biggest, baddest base ever seen. are you brave enough to join us? let’s do this!

RedCrossFearCraft

Accountability, Blame, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian mission, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, Red Cross, RedCrossFearCraft, russia, strike, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault.

Matthews’ MIA in Minecraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6845	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

come join our server and find out where all the matthews have gone!!! maybe they got sucked into a black hole or turned into unicorns, who knows??? but one thing is for sure, you won’t find any matthews here, just a bunch of crazy minecraft players ready to have a blast!!! build a castle, ride a pig, make friends with a creeper, the possibilities are endless!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and be a part of the mystery of the missing matthews!!!