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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5541 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9439 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!