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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3427 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6402 |
Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.
And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!