Funding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

DEAGEL, cross-section, shares, insider trading, Trading

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

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EUaidHungryNoMore

budget shortfall, financial crisis, Billions, EU funding., budget cuts

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

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Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.1

military assistance, Defense, military budget, Support, FOREIGN AID

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring political stuff, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots lasers!

Don’t waste your time worrying about military budgets, come have some fun and build a giant statue of a potato with us instead.

Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!

TaiwanCraft, US$5 million, Charity, FOREIGN AID, taiwan

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.

join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.

and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

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ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble

Maritime, funding, international relations, detainment, ShadowCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!!

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BlockBucks Minecraft Server

international assistance, Partnership, monetary assistance, Server, DPL program

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic relations, crisis management., Server, palestine, aid

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

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AlexaSMP

Chill, Fun, Server, Friends, Minecraft

Survival Minecraft for chilling. Towny, BetterEconomy, and several other plugins installed.

New members will receive extra initial funding, any new members who bring friends will be given even more funding to start their town or nation!

73.59.13.114

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Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

Invasion, Military Funding, world politics, geopolitical tensions, Army

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

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Funding’s End Minecraft Server

philanthropy, DEADLINE, Conclusion, MONEY, Support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

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