Funding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPalsCraft

US, PixelPalsCraft, restrictions, united states, Government

lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.

oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

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CraftyUkraineEU

nato, Defense, chief, military aid, Geopolitical

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.

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CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Rutte, Conflict Resolution, SECURITY, US, defense spending

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump

Economy, federal agencies, patients’ lives, Grants, nih

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.

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Block Party Cancelled

Medical research, Health Sciences, Canceled, Party, research

haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver

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WeddingCraft2021

Lottery, savings, Castle, Venue, dream wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

Report, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT, arms race, Ukraine, Surveillance technology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

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NoGFVacayAllowed

christmas gift, new girlfriend, vacation, NoGFVacayAllowed, Meeting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate family vacation experience! Just like this family’s Christmas trip, we promise a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us and bring your stepsons, fiancés, girlfriends, and even your 3-year-old twins for an unforgettable journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a mysterious stranger at a restaurant who will add some drama to the mix!

Don’t worry about not knowing someone, because on our server, everyone is welcome (except creepers, of course). And if your stepson throws a fit about not being able to bring his new “girlfriend,” we promise to keep the drama level at a minimum (unless you count the explosive mining adventures).

So pack your virtual bags and get ready for a trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs Christmas gifts when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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CraftyPutinVsBiden2022

international relations, sanctions, Biden administration, financial restrictions, global politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!

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Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

wellbeing, funding sources, research funding methods, Wars, PIXEL

so, like, have you ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? well, on this server, creepers are banned! yep, that’s right, no more pesky green guys ruining your day.

not only that, but we have a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery waiting to be explored. legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own pet dragon? yep, you heard me right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain fire down on your enemies. it’s epic.

join us on this server for the adventure of a lifetime. who needs boring old funding when you can have dragons and treasure hunts instead? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

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