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CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures -
ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! ðð°ð -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground base full of diamonds. like, for realz, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest gang in town. we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks you marshmallows for s’mores. plus, we have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. -
CreeperCrisis: US Aid Cuts & Islamic State Revival
come join our epic minecraft server, where we battle isis and save the world from their evil plans. we need ur help to stop them from taking over the virtual world and spreading their chaos. with us, u can be a hero and protect the land from these evil terrorists. join now and let’s show isis who’s boss in minecraft! -
CraftySlavs Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u were playing on a minecraft server where u could help save independent media in russia and ukraine by just playing minecraft lmao. like u mine some diamonds and suddenly a news outlet in russia gets funding again. it’s like magic but with blocks and creepers. join us and be a hero for journalism, one block at a time. also, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear and potions. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. -
Flagged Keywords Fun Server
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it has da most CRAZY builds u ever seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers to make dem explode in rainbow colors. it’s like a disco party but with more BOOM.
and if dat ain’t enough to convince u, we have a petting zoo with mutant animals like a pig wit wings and a cow dat shoots lasers from its eyes.
so come join us on dis server and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures in all of minecraft! u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a rainbow creeper. but dat’s just part of da fun, right?
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Redstone Rivalry
come join our epic minecraft server where russia welcomes usaid cuts and calls agency a machine for interfering!! ðĪĢð·ðšwe have the craziest adventures and the most insane stories to tell!! like that time a creeper blew up putin’s house and he just laughed it off like a boss ðð
our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt!! we even have a secret underground base where we plot world domination… but shh, don’t tell anyone ðĪŦð
so what are you waiting for?? come join us on this wild ride and experience the most chaotic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! ðĪŠðŪðĪĢ
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UNhumanRightsLOL
So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! -
BlockyScience: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!