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UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

EuroCraft: No US, Just Billion$

Assistance, bailout, billion, Crisis, DEBT, Diplomacy, Economy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, imf, international relations, loan, Politics, sanctions, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4494
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	5422	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyNATOvsRussia

Ally, artillery, Conflict, CraftyNATOvsRussia, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, fund, funding, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Seized Russian Assets, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	7807	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

KremlinCraft: Danish Howitzer Boost

arms deal, arms trade, Boost, Conflict, Danish, defense industry, denmark, eastern europe, european union, funding, Howitzer, international relations, Kremlin Cash, KremlinCraft, Military, military aid, military technology, russia, Triple Production, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, used, WEAPONRY

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

LOL come join our server where we got Denmark using Kremlin cash to make Ukrainian howitzers like wtf LMAO. Imagine fighting with those bad boys in Minecraft, blowing up creepers left and right HAHA. Plus, we got llamas that can do backflips and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7396
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP

Africa-tier genocide, Conflict, funding, GenocideFree, indifference, international relations, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, russia, shithole, smp, Talk, TAXES, tim pool, trannies, Ukraine, Vlad Putin, Vlad Zelenski, War, white people, world war 3

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	1226
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	639
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery of Steve’s Endgame

blocky, Deception, Endgame, Enigmatic, Goal, hidden agenda., Intentions, Intrigue, Manipulation, mastermind, Motive, Mystery, Mystery man, Objective, Plan, Plot, purpose, puzzling, scheme, Shenanigans, Steves, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7429
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ores Mined:	9431	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server is actually a secret agent from a parallel universe trying to recruit the best Minecraft players to help him defeat the evil Ender Dragon once and for all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking animals and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most outrageous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Births: Where Pixels Become Players!

american culture, be american, be born, BIRTHS, Crafty, cultural identity, customer service, customs, dining out, Generosity, gratuity, Hospitality, leave a tip, life events, Manners, Nationality, pixels, Players, service industry, social norms, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping practices, travel

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
New Chunks Explored:	35153	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of leaving tips in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can leave all the tips you want without spending a dime! That’s right, our virtual waiters and waitresses will be thrilled to receive your generous tips in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and show off your tipping skills in a whole new way!

CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

Adulthood, anticipation, anxiety, Birthday, CraftyCreeperz, Day, decision, emotions, escort, Experience, Exploration, first time, Liberation, milestone, nerves, personal growth, PRESSURE, sex, society, taboo, Thoughts, Tomorrow, Turning, v-card, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

Abilities, amazing, Astonishing, disbelief, eXtraordinary, Fast, GIFTED, house lifting, incredulous, man, manly, MAYHEM, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Natural, Powers, speed of sound, strength, STRONG, SuperHero, Superhuman, UNBELIEVABLE, unreal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

Confidence, doubt, inner strength, Insecurity, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-doubt, self-image, self-validation, Server, valid, validation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Animals Bred:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

Arcadey, Arcadey > Realism, beats, pixelated, Pizzazz, Realism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6107	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

animated images, Crafty, debate, Digital Media, funny, GIF, Gifs, humor, internet culture, internet phenomenon, jif, JIFs, Language, linguistics, meme, online communication, popular opinion, pronunciation, pronunciation controversy, pronunciation wars, Server, social media, Technology, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

adult content, Alluring, bae, blocky, bonanza, desire, Erotic, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, insatiable, Kinky, lustful, more, Naughty, promiscuous, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, slut, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	1319
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?