Funding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ScholarCraft Minecraft Server

funding, need-based, Essay writing, Deadlines, Assistance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into friendly pet kittens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of ruthless poultry who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic battle for control of the coop?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop

US, blockwars, cnn, international relations, $3.5 billion

come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.

imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.

we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?

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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Defense, military equipment, Congress, package, military assistance

lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyRails: RussianRage

Government, collapse, Railway, Report, railways

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

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PostdocPanicCraft

Biomedical, policy change, LIMITATIONS, funding, education

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!

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GeoCraft Minecraft Server

GeoCraft, suspends, international relations, foreign agent law, US

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

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NieceNotInvited18Plus

regret, children, Wedding, Disappointment, immaturity

Are you tired of boring weddings where kids aren’t allowed? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your niece with Brainstem glioma to attend a wedding! Join us for a magical experience where everyone is welcome, even if they throw tantrums over cake sizes. Our server is the only place where you can celebrate love, friendship, and massive dessert bars all in one place. So come on over and let your inner child (or immature 13-year-old niece) run wild!

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CraftyVax Minecraft Server

Access, Healthcare, affordability, affordable, cost effective

yo yo yo come join this epic Minecraft server where we got a vaccine for HIV for just $40 a year! that’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in the game cuz we got you covered for a low low price.

imagine never having to worry about those pesky zombies giving you HIV while you’re out mining for diamonds. join our server and be protected for just $40 a year, that’s like, the price of a fancy coffee but way more important.

we even have a special potion in the game that gives you superpowers and makes you immune to all diseases, including the dreaded HIV. so come on over and join the fun, where you can slay dragons and save the world all while staying healthy and safe.

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the most epic Minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server

Disclosure, BlockyAdventure, Minecraft, trip, funding

haha yall wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got UN paying for trips to lobby against Israel like whaaaaat 😂🤣 we got pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here 🐷🕺 join us and you might just find a diamond block in your toilet, true story bro 💎🚽 and if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, don’t be scared, he’s just here to sell you some fireworks for your next epic build 🎆🤠 so come on over and let’s get this party started, who needs the real world when you got our server, amirite? 🌍🔥 #UNpaidforourpartay #MinecraftMadness

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WeddingWarsCraft

funding, Disrespected, Single dad, special day, milestone events

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

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