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DadRetirementDeniedLOL

adult child relationships, alcoholic parent, communication breakdown, DadRetirementDeniedLOL, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibilities, funding retirement, generational differences, housing options, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, narcissistic parent, parental expectations, parenting decisions, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Villages Defended:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	4891	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6070	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5811	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	116	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	774
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3864	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchantments Applied:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.