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Block Party Cancelled

academic research, biomedical research, BLOCK, Canceled, CANCELLED, funding, funding cuts, government shutdown, grant applications, Grants, Health Sciences, Indefinitely, Medical research, nih, Party, peer review, public health, research, research evaluation, research funding, Scientific community, scientific review, study sections

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

aid organizations, antisemitism, Claims, controversial actions, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, funding cuts, global politics, human rights issues, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, palestinian refugees, political decisions, Server, Swiss government, SwissCraft, switzerland, Terror, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS

anti-Israel, anti-Jewish, antisemitic textbooks, Censorship, Conflict Resolution, education, EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS, European Commission, european parliament, european union, extremism, FOREIGN AID, funding cuts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, PA funding, palestine, Politics, suspension

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	684516	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	169	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3119	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Votes:	3840	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3832	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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