come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!!
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CraftyPotion Minecraft Server
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SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead
so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!
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Block Party Cancelled
haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS
lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮