Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?
But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!
we got ridonkulous builds that will blow your mind. like, we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS.
and the players on this server? they’re like wizards, man. they can build anything with just a flick of their wand… i mean, mouse.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. and if you find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because the top civil servant in Germany’s education ministry got fired for not joining. true story.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.
Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).
And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.
So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).
Reasons to join: – Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, we only accept top-tier memers and pranksters here. – Do not dogpile or harass the requesters and artists, unless it’s in a hilarious way. – Posts made solely to bump the thread are discouraged, unless you do it in the most ridiculous way possible. – Delete your bumps, because leaving them there is just plain uncool. – No arguing about the state of the thread, we’re too busy building epic structures and pulling off insane stunts. – No seconding allowed, we’re all about originality and creativity here. – Don’t respond to spam, just report it and move on to more important things like building a giant chicken statue. – Don’t enable trolls with their ‘counter’ requests, unless it leads to an epic prank war. – Don’t ask for breaks or to wait “weeks/months/years”, we’re on a mission to conquer the Minecraft world NOW. – Feel free to post your creations on the booru for others to marvel at. – And remember, a new thread should be made when we reach the bump limit or get bumped off/deleted, because the fun never stops on Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition!
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?