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UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8764	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

asylum seekers, BlockBuster84, border control, funding allocation, Global cooperation, government funding, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, illegal, illegal migration, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international aid, Keir Starmer, Migration, migration prevention, mobs, political pledges, political promises, Refugee Crisis, social justice, Stopping, UK politics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Votes:	2794
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2734	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7268	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	1027

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	292
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣