Funded MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MuskCraft: Govt. Funded Fun!

wealth, renewable energy, elon musk, MuskCraft, business empire

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself funded us with $38 billion in government money! yes, you heard that right, elon musk loves minecraft so much that he threw all his cash at us to make the best server ever. we have flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base where you can hang out with elon himself. plus, every time you mine a block, a real-life puppy gets adopted by a loving family. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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TechRace Minecraft Server

Server, pseudoscience, discrimination, controversy, research

LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

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HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved

controversy, MIDDLE EAST, Conflict, international relations, Supporters

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

AgeReducing, CaloricCraft, funded, wellness, research

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

united states, Geopolitical, security measures, nato, RUSSIAN ASSETS

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

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SkyCraft Realms 1.20.6

rebalances, Zodiac Anni Event, Sandalphon character song Orison, 1.20.6, rise of the beasts

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got Grand Yatima and Grand Raphael summoning, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the rebalances for 150gm weapons, it’s gonna blow your mind. Plus, we got this outfit for Michael that’s only available until 12/26, you gotta get it before it’s gone.

But wait, there’s more! We got a New Year’s Special with a Free Grand Selector, Daily Roulette, 200 Login Crystals, MagFest, and so much more. And don’t forget about the Skyscope Winter Missions with an SSR Ticket, Lapis Merit, and Eternity Sand. Like, who even needs reality when you can join this server and have all this epic stuff?

So, if you wanna join this wacky world of craziness, just go to the link in any Chromium-based browser and start your adventure. And remember, read the FAQ before posting, it’s like your survival guide in this insane Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

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Gimmick Minecraft SMP

transformation, scandal, shock, trending, LGBTQ

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including players magically transforming into different genders! Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected plot twists as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy with their feathered wisdom. Will you be able to gain their trust and rise to the top of the chicken hierarchy?

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a mischievous group of dancing pandas. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few unexpected transformations along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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BlockyBantsMC

sexy suggestions, explicit tips, sensual advice, intimate suggestions, steamy suggestions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

criminal justice, right to remain silent, public awareness, police interrogation, court system

so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

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Clockwise Chow Time

mealtime strategies., body’s clock, meal planning, muscle performance, time restricted feeding

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat at weird times to fight fatigue and gain super powers!! imagine mining diamonds at 3am and feeling more energized than ever before. our players have reported increased metabolism and muscle function just by playing on our server. who needs sleep when you can be a minecraft superhero?? join now and become a part of this crazy experiment in time-restricted feeding!

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