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TechRace Minecraft Server

Academia, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, funded, funding, genetics, hidden agenda., International, Manipulation, Minecraft, Network, pseudoscience, race science, research, Revealed, secret, Server, Social Issues, Tech boss, TechRace, US

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	616
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved

allegations, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic mission, envoy, extremism, financial support, foreign influence, funded, funding, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Supporters, Terrorism, terrorist groups, UN probe, united nations, UNprobeApproved

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ores Mined:	2459	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

AgeReducing, aging, anti-aging, biological age, caloric restriction, CaloricCraft, dietary intervention, funded, government funding, health, Lifestyle, Longevity, Ministry of Education, nutrition, research, research outcomes, Science, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, study findings, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Towns Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Star Shards Collected:	73
Players Killed by Monsters:	9945	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	843
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	480	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4984
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3285
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Explore, falseflaggers, Fans, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, unite, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4297	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

acceptance, coping with loss, DAUGHTER, daughter dies, dealing with death, death, dies, emotional maturity, emotional pain, Emotional support, family tragedy, gameplay, Grief, grief counseling, healing, Killer, life challenges, Loss, mature response, mourning, moving on, personal growth, resilience, Resist, RIP, strength, Undead, ZombieCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	8907	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	262231
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!