Funded MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MuskCraft: Govt. Funded Fun!

space exploration, entrepreneur, funded, long tail tags, tesla

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself funded us with $38 billion in government money! yes, you heard that right, elon musk loves minecraft so much that he threw all his cash at us to make the best server ever. we have flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base where you can hang out with elon himself. plus, every time you mine a block, a real-life puppy gets adopted by a loving family. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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TechRace Minecraft Server

Ethics, research, hidden agenda., pseudoscience, TechRace

LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

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HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved

allegations, UN probe, funding, UNprobeApproved, HamasCraft

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

Singapore, AgeReducing, Lifestyle, Science, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

financial support, sanctions, funded, Deal, foreign policy

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

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What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Gaming, noah, noahj456, noahj

NoahJ456, also known as NoahJ, is a popular streamer and content creator in the gaming community. With over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, NoahJ is known for his entertaining gameplay videos, live streams, and collaborations with other creators. He specializes in Call of Duty content, but also plays a variety of other games. NoahJ is known for his energetic personality, sense of humor, and dedication to producing high-quality content for his audience.

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WaveyCraft – Minecraft Server

codes, Yinlin, Resonator Showcase, Events, Version 1.4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than this mysterious server that will have you surrendering or dying in no time! Join us on a journey to Rinascita where you will uncover the ultimate truth and face the night that knocks on your door. But beware, each choice you make will determine your fate in this wacky world.

With events like the Resonator Showcase featuring Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you battle for fleeting dreams and explore the depths of the illusive realm. Don’t miss out on the Ragunna Sales Blitz where you can stock up on pioneer association goodies!

But that’s not all, we have codes, emotes, and a friends list to keep you connected in this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft server and see where the night takes you!

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Virtual Reality Minecraft SMP Lewd General

+18, smp, Avatar Resources, Real Ejaculate, Rentry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some epic adventures and lewd shenanigans in our world of blocky goodness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other, with avatars that will make your jaw drop and your pants tight. From anime models to tech wonders, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our bag o’ dicks – a must-have for any aspiring Minecraft player.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind, like Christmas Santa Lap “sitting” – trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of virtual reality, real ejaculate, and let the lewdness begin! Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before.

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Quiz

gamemode, Economy, quiz, Mining, building

# Quiz

Quiz is a minecraft server network foccused on the generators gamemode, along with custom features like mining, farming, & building.

Java Join Address: quizm.cc

Bedrock Join Address: quizm.cc

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to see you there!

quizm.cc

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Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server

sexual health, Minecraft, masturbation tips, self-pleasure empowerment, copesturbation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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