Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Bans, Censorship, cultural restrictions, extremist ideology, fundamentalism, iconoclasm, Images, Islamic law, Living, living things, media control, photography, Pics, PIXEL, Prohibition, radical group, religious beliefs, religious extremism, strict interpretation, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2274	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	28

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server

al-qaeda, Caliphate, CaliphateCraft, extremism, fundamentalism, global jihad, hamburg, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, Islamist group, Islamist ideology, Islamist movement, jihad, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Muslim extremists, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	662
Ores Mined:	6956	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well buckle up buttercup cuz u bout to have the time of ur life. we got radical islamists gathering in hamburg to call for a caliphate, like wut even is that? but hey, if u wanna be part of the action, then join our server and help them build their dream world. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next leader of the caliphate or something. come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and let the craziness begin!

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Silvermons: Where the Pixelmon wear fancy hats and participate in weekly talent shows!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Exclusive content, Fancy, formats, Gyms, hats, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, participate, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Rank progression, server ip, shows, Silvermons, talent, Tournaments, Unique Events, wear, WEEKLY

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	1618	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Game Version	Minecraft 1.16.5 with Pixelmon Reforged
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link to Modpack)

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.
What is the level cap on the server?	The server has a custom level cap that players can progress through.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that values fair gameplay for all players.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, the server hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats for players to enjoy.
How can I become a Gym Leader or participate in Player Gyms?	Players can apply to become Gym Leaders and participate in the unique Player Gyms system on the server.

InstaCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Imaginative, multiplayer, No Griefing, No pvp, non-competitive, Peaceful, player interaction, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, unique gameplay, Virtual Economy, virtual world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hypixel	InstaCraft
Large player base	Small friendly community
Wide variety of mini-games	Normal survival gameplay
Active forums and community events	Player-run economy
Regular updates and new content	Player vs Environment focus
Land claim system to protect against griefing	Grief-free and theft-free gameplay

FAQ:

Which server has a larger player base?: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to InstaCraft.
What type of gameplay is available on InstaCraft?: InstaCraft offers normal survival gameplay with a focus on player vs environment.
What features does Hypixel have to protect against griefing?: Hypixel has a land claim system in place to protect players against griefing.
Which server has a more community-oriented feel?: InstaCraft has a small, friendly community compared to the larger, more competitive community on Hypixel.
Does InstaCraft have regular updates and new content?: InstaCraft may not have as frequent updates as Hypixel, but it offers a stable player-run economy and a grief-free environment.

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

blocky, building, courtship, dating in europe, dating tips, European girls, flirting techniques, foreign relationships, full, Fun, Girls, international dating, love advice, Mania, memes, Minecraft, multicultural dating., Nordic beauty, relationships, romance, Scandinavia, seduce, seducing, seduction strategies, seduction tips, SwedeSeducers, Swedish, Swedish culture, Swedish customs, swedish girl, Swedish women, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Imagine this: you join our server and immediately you’re surrounded by Swedish girls who are just waiting to be seduced by your Minecraft skills. Build them a house made out of meatballs and lingonberry sauce and watch as they fall head over heels for you. Trust us, this is the only Minecraft server where seducing Swedish girls is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start enchanting those Swedish beauties with your redstone wizardry!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

argue, brainstorm, Chat, Communicate, confer, CONSIDER, consult, converse, debate, deliberation, Dialog, Discourse, discuss, discussion, Engage, exchange, hilarious, Interact, Join, LolCraft, Minecraft, Negotiate, rule, Server, Talk

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

1.20.1, Adventure, Adventures, Application Process, armor stand enhancements, Bluemap, breathtaking scenery, Community, Datapacks, Discord, embraced, engaged, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Imperfectum, java, Join, lag reduction, LGBTQ, Lively, Mapping, Mediocrity, Moderators, Pg13, player experience, player head drops, Plugins, quirky, Realm, Semi Vanilla, server performance, server seed, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

arcade expertise, arcade games, arcade mastery, arcade nostalgia, arcade skills, Board, Competitive Gaming, Epic, Fun, gamer culture, Gamers, gaming achievements, gaming board, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming dedication, gaming expertise, gaming passion, gaming pride, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, Hardcore, Hardcore Gaming, hardcorecraft, Join, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1957	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8274
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Builds, Cabin, chair, Claiming, Community, Contests, Craft, Dedicated, Discord, Environment, Fall, Friends, Fun, Instructions, Jeremy, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Safety, Server, Staff, stall, Today, Trees, Valhelsie, Wholesome, Woods, woodsy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352
Magic Items Found:	6552	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Eternals VS Hypixel

1.20, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Keys, MC Server, multiplayer, PvE, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Superpowers, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Hypixel	Eternals
– Large player base	– Spanish-speaking community
– Variety of minigames	– Custom survival experience
– Custom content	– Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
– Constant updates and events	– Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
Which server offers a custom survival experience?	Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers?	Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
Which server has frequent updates and events?	Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

Adventures, Balmung, Broadcast, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Epic, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, HIGH, Join, laughs, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, madness, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, movies, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Today, traffic, who am i, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	171
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server

HamburgCaliphateGather

Silvermons: Where the Pixelmon wear fancy hats and participate in weekly talent shows!

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

InstaCraft VS Hypixel

FAQ:

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

Perfectum SMP Overview

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

What plugins does the server use?

Can I join the server?

Does the server have events?

How can I stay updated on community news?

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Is there a server map available?

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

FAQs

Eternals VS Hypixel

FAQ

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!