LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
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MineCraftMania Server!
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and US be fightin over $500 billion fund in minerals deal! u can be part of da action and help ukraine get dem minerals or join US and try to take it all for urself! build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have free cake every friday! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft server ever!
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CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server
lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!
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NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!
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Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.
Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!
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TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!
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CraftyNATOvsRussia
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.
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Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
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FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.
plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyyCraft: “Exchange Fund Raid”
join this epic minecraft server where we capture occupiers and replenish the exchange fund like a boss! zelenskyy himself said it’s been especially successful in the past 3 days, so you know it’s legit. come join the fun and help us take down the bad guys in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the nether that only the bravest players can find. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s show those occupiers who’s boss!