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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF -
MineCraftMania Server!
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and US be fightin over $500 billion fund in minerals deal! u can be part of da action and help ukraine get dem minerals or join US and try to take it all for urself! build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have free cake every friday! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft server ever! -
CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server
lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land! -
NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo! -
Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.
Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!
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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss! -
Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast! -
TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world! -
Hold Up Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.
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CraftyNATOvsRussia
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.