functioning alcoholic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol cravings, alcohol dependence, alcohol tolerance, alcohol withdrawal symptoms, alcohol-related health issues, alcoholism, binge drinking, coping mechanisms for alcoholism, CraftyBooze, denial of alcoholism, drinking problem, functioning alcoholic, hiding alcohol use, high functioning alcoholic, Minecraft, secretive drinking, seeking help for alcoholism, Server, signs of alcoholism, social drinking, support for alcoholics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	126	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	96
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	3276

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7897	Void Gems Collected:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	278

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9819	Emeralds Found:	6992
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!