functioning addict – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

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🌟🔥🎮 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! 🎮🔥🌟

🤪 So, like, imagine this – you log on to our server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! 🐷✨💃

🚀 But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while battling zombie llamas with laser eyes! 🦄🌈🧟‍♂️🦙🔥

🌟 And get this – our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it! 😱👻

💸 Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “Baby Shark” on loop! 🎆🦈🗡️

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤯🎮💥

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0lir.vanilla-box.ru

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GreenCraft SMP: Where Creepers Have Better Manners Than Players!

1.21, base, bedrock, Collectable maps, Community, console, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friend, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, java, Land Claims, Manners, Minigame hub, Minigames, Nations, Other, Players, Semi Vanilla, smp, Wars

Overview of GreenCraft SMP Server

Feature	Description
Nations	Claim land, build bases, and engage in wars with other nations
Cross-Platform	Available to both Java and Bedrock players with easy joining on console
Minigames	Play various minigames with friends by typing /warp minigames
Events	Bi-weekly events with rewards and accessible event games in the minigame hub
Collectable Maps	Earn unique collectable map art by participating in server activities
Land Claims	Keep your items safe in nations or individually claimed land
Community Interaction	Server listens to community feedback and suggestions

Join GreenCraft SMP today!

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 Add GreenCraftSMP as a friend or join our Discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server is available for both Java and Bedrock players
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted bi-weekly with rewards for participants
Are there restrictions on land claims?	Nations allow for claiming land, but players are encouraged to be reasonable
Is community feedback taken into consideration?	Yes, the server values community input and listens to suggestions

Respect for Liz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rethink your political beliefs? Look no further! Our server is filled with Liz Cheney fans who will restore your faith in the two-party system. We have no problem with legitimate Republicans, but Trump supporters need not apply. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and intense PvP battles. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a Liz Cheney superfan by the end of it all! Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

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Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP

10. Styles, 11. Colors, 12. Half rim glasses, 13. Thick frame glasses, 14. Luna, 15. Marine, 16. Eyepatch, 17. Hololive, 18. HoloComi, 19. Fashion, 2. Girls with glasses, 20. Trendy., 3. Boys with glasses, 4. Cute grins, 5. Protagonist, 6. Gleam, 7. Cool, 8. Joke, 9. Abstract needs, Glasses, Minecraft, smp, Versatile

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

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FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

adult friendships, adulting, bonding with others, building relationships, connecting with others, Edition, expanding social circle, finding friends, forming friendships, FriendCraft, friendship, making acquaintances, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as an adult, making plans, meeting new people, networking, smp, social activities, social events, social groups, social life, socializing

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

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CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Assumptions, career, Challenges, common misconception, CraftyMinerz, Digging, Experience, Expertise, false beliefs, Holes, Industry, job field, knowledge, misconceptions, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, PROFESSIONAL, responsibilities, Roles, Skills, Stereotypes, work

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

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Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

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Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

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SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

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