Functioning Minecraft Servers

Functioning

  • ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Half Gone Minecraft SMP

    Half Gone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

    F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

    Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

    imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

    KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

    Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

    So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Treehouse Corpse Coop

    Treehouse Corpse Coop

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

    NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
    Server IP (Java) nexusdark.com
    Server IP (Bedrock) bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
    Supported Java Versions 1.8 to 1.21
    Server Location England, UK
    Average Active Users Count 2-4 Players
    Last Full-Server Restart 06/29/2024
    Online Since 04/06/2024

    Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.


    Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?
    A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
    Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?
    A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
    Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?
    A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?
    A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
    Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?
    A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

    Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

    Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

    So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

    NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

    Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

    One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pup-Free Cafe

    Pup-Free Cafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

    Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP