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Luxpharias

Cobblemon, Environment, functionalities, low ping-lag, Luxpharias, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, Quality, Server, Support, Warps

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6439	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1859	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Cobblemon server version 1.20.1, good environment, low ping-lag, variety of warps and functionalities, good support, great quality.

159.54.143.96

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	New Chunks Explored:	381612
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	4795
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
New Chunks Explored:	753041	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	104
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	84

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5067
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Nature Senses Alive

alive, Countries, Environment, findings, Forests, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, Outdoor, Positive, researchers, Senses, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory stimuli, study, surroundings, survey, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3054	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?