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BribeCraft: Son Edition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear.

Need a break from real life drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special feature where you can bribe your way to the top bunk in our virtual bunk beds – just like in real life!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family drama, without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyHouseNoParentPay

Approval, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyHouseNoParentPay, Divorce, family, Financial, gold digger, Harassment, house purchase, investing, lying.., MONEY, nvidia, parents, relationship, SAVING, Support, tech stocks, Vehicle, wedding expenses

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from family members who think you owe them your entire bank account? Join us and build your dream house without any guilt trips!

On our server, you can team up with your gf and conquer the virtual world together. No need to worry about gold digger accusations here – everyone is too busy mining for diamonds to care about your relationship status!

Forget about real-life financial stress and focus on amassing virtual wealth in the form of pixelated blocks. Who needs to save for a wedding when you can throw a lavish in-game ceremony with all your Minecraft friends?

Join us now and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to build, explore, and have a laugh with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise no one will cry to you about their housing situation – unless it’s in a hilarious role-playing scenario!

BrokeBlockMaster

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles. Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches faster than you can say “I’m actually a Nigerian prince.” Plus, rumor has it that Bill Gates himself logs on to play hide and seek with players, and Jeff Bezos once built a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. Don’t be caught out as a Minecraft peasant – join our server and live like the virtual royalty you truly are!

RocketRaiders – AirDefenseExperts

air defense, aircraft, aircraft interception, AirDefenseExperts, Defense, defense operations, defense system, idf, IDF achievements, IDF news, IDF updates, interception, Israel, Military, missile defense, missile defense system, national security, rocket interception, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Successful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Void Gems Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where they intercept thousands of rockets and hundreds of aircraft? like wut even, who knew you could do that in a blocky world? join us for some explosive fun and sky-high adventures! come see if you have what it takes to be a master rocket interceptor in our epic virtual battlefield. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

AI Realms: Where Pixels Think They’re People

Advanced technology, ai, AI characters, AI powered characters, AI storytelling, Artificial Intelligence, Character development, future gaming, game design, gaming experience, gaming innovation, immersive experience, immersive gaming, people, pixels, Realms, self-aware AI, storytelling, Technology, Theyre, video games, virtual characters, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5900
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, picture this: you log onto this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just playing with other peeps, you’re playing with AI characters who legit think they’re living in the real world. like, they have jobs and families and everything! it’s like the truman show but in minecraft form. join this server for a mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning reality and your own existence. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with AI who think they’re real people? come join the madness and see what adventures await you in this wacky world where even the NPCs have a life of their own.

WardWars: Less Units, More Fun!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so liek, u kno how sum servers r all like “we hav ward elections” but we r liek “nah fam, we hav ward elections AND IT MAKES UR HOUSES BIGGER!” join us and ur house will be 20% bigger than normal servers, u can fit all ur friends and ur pet pig in there no problem. plus, we hav this thing where if u win the ward election, u get a diamond crown to wear in the game. who wouldn’t want that? come join us and build the biggest, fanciest house in all of minecraft land.

Mildew RP: The Prequel – Where Moldy Misadventures Await! Join now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Await, Character Options, CIT Resewn, custom textures, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Mildew, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mods, moldy, NO END, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, prequel, resource pack, safe space, Server, Spawn Animations, Squaremap

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Mildew RP Overview

Features
A Safe Space!
A World You Help Shape!
Squaremap!
Friendly and Active Staff!
A Variety of Character Options!
No Client-Required Mods!
Server-Side Mods!
No End Dimension!

FAQ

Q: What is Mildew RP?

A: Mildew RP is a new and developing Minecraft roleplay server based around the lore of Minecraft with a unique spin.

Q: What species can I play as?

A: There are 8 species to choose from, each with their own sub-species and perks.

Q: Are mods required to play on Mildew RP?

A: No, mods are not required but OptiFine or CIT Resewn is recommended for custom textures.

Q: What server-side mods are used on Mildew RP?

A: Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, and Fast Leaf Decay.

Q: Is the End Dimension available on Mildew RP?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist, but custom recipes are available to obtain End materials.

Q: Can I join Mildew RP during the pre-launch phase?

A: Yes, you can join during the pre-launch phase and help establish key locations and build the community.

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

NightShift Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Dem Robby seine Gedächtnisausgabe for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (but don’t worry, they’re totally safe)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a majestic creature that roams the lands spreading joy and color wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join Dem Robby seine Gedächtnisausgabe today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CozyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the comfiest combination of OS + DE you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so cozy, it had players snuggling up with their virtual blankets and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ll ever witness. Picture this: creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a sight to behold, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the comfiest combination of OS + DE for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SavingsCraft – No Yelling Allowed

Allowed, BETRAYAL, family finances, Financial Communication, financial disagreements, financial disclosure, financial honesty, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial transparency, financial trust, hidden savings, income disparity, joint project, marriage problems, money issues, savings account, SavingsCraft, trust issues, Yelling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this guy’s wife hiding a secret savings account, our server is full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Imagine stumbling upon a secret chest filled with diamonds or stumbling upon a hidden base full of loot. Just like this man felt betrayed by his wife’s secret stash, you’ll feel the thrill of uncovering the unknown on our server.

Who needs trust when you have the thrill of adventure? Join now and experience the excitement of uncovering hidden secrets in a world full of surprises. Just remember, trust no one – not even your in-game spouse!

DeathCraft Server: RIP Your Emotions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7818

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant mutant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants unlimited powers to whoever holds it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Death Valley, where players must navigate treacherous traps and challenges to reach the ultimate prize: a block of cheese that grants immortality (yes, you read that right).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!