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Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	9362
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Votes:	3287
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	3151
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	187
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	5076	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.