functional alcoholics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDrunkHomeBound

addiction, alcoholism, balance, Benefits, best, Challenges, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkHomeBound, functional alcoholics, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, mental health, movement, productivity, remote work, Routine, self-care, stress, Struggles, work from home, WORST

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, busy night, Community, confusion, Conversation, created, Curious, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, going on, internet, late night, Minecraft, Mystery, ONLINE, Server, social media, speculation, ThreadCraft, Threads, threads creation, tonight, trending

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t forget about our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server!

VtubeCraft – Minecraft server for aspiring Vtubers!

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, general, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Open auditions, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no Vtuber advice? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your Vtubing needs! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy ideas? We’ll give you the scoop.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to the best video editing tips and tricks. Need a laugh? We’ve got outrageous stories and insane shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have open auditions for prestigious Vtuber companies like Brave and Hololive. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with Vtubing adventures and Minecraft madness!

PartyPurge Minecraft Server

Apology, Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, family, football, Hitting, housewarming party, Minecraft, Moving, new home, Niece, parenting, Party, PartyPurge, punishment, Server, Siblings, Surprise, Twins, vacation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7221	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my son threw a football at my niece during a party. But don’t worry, we don’t hold grudges here – we just take away all your electronics until after our vacation!

If you’re looking for a server with intense family dynamics and consequences for your actions, then look no further. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to watch out for flying footballs!

BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge

acceptance, body image, BoobCraft, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disability, emotional distress, family drama, husband, judgment, mother-in-law, parenting, Plastic, plastic surgery, reconciliation, relationships, Revenge, self-conscious, sister-in-law, Support, surgery

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3219	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8442

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

MineTimeCraft Server

delegation, efficiency, goal-setting, MineTimeCraft, multitasking, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, Scheduling, self-discipline, Server, Stress Management, task management, time allocation, time blocking, Time management, time management skills, time management strategies, time tracking, time-saving techniques, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server!

BlockBusterHealing

BlockBusterHealing, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy lifestyle, holistic healing, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, Recovery, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7904
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of pixelated blocks and virtual adventures lift your spirits to new heights!

Our server is like a magical therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Imagine battling your inner demons by battling hordes of zombies and skeletons! And don’t even get us started on the healing power of building your dream castle in the sky!

We’ve had players who were once so sad, they couldn’t even muster a smile, but after spending just a few hours on our server, they were laughing, dancing, and shouting “PICKAXE TO THE RESCUE!” at the top of their lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of endless fun and possibilities!

HotBlockMinecraftServer

#sustainability, 1.5°C above pre-industrial, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s climate, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global temperature, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockMinecraftServer, June 2024, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, temperature rise

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

TunnelTasticCraft

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, functional state, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, SECURITY, Surveillance, tunnel network, TunnelTasticCraft, TV report, Underground, underground tunnels, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	203	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	7390	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.

come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.

so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!

ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone

Chillcraft, Cooling, cooling technology, culinary technology, food cooling appliance, food cooling device, food cooling equipment, food cooling invention, food cooling technology, Food Industry, food innovation, food preparation, food preservation, food science, food storage, food technology, FREEZE, INSTANT, instant cooling, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, rapid cooling, refrigeration, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	117	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1116	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!

CancerCraft: RegoraTAS102 – ERK1/2 Busters!

angiogenesis inhibition, Busters, cancer stemness, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, chemotherapy, clinical trials, combination therapy, drug resistance, ERK1/2, ERK12, gastrointestinal cancers, metastasis, Molecular Pathways, Overcome, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, Regorafenib, RegoraTAS102, synergizes, Targeted therapy, TAS102, trifluridine-induced angiogenesis, tumor growth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6846
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Regorafenib synergizing with TAS102 against multiple gastrointestinal cancers, but in Minecraft form! We be overcoming cancer stemness like bosses, and don’t even get me started on the trifluridine-induced angiogenesis – we be blasting through that like it’s nobody’s business!

ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!