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JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Diabetic, disrespectful behavior., functional addict, health complications, informal tenancy, juice box, JuicyCraft, living situation, low blood sugar, Minecraft, moving out, overreaction, personal belongings, Rent, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, Server, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3151
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	146	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Zombie Dances:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3969	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	199

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!