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  • CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

    CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

    SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia: No More Redstone

    Blocktopia: No More Redstone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyPenisCraft Server

    BlockyPenisCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

    We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinePlunk Minecraft Server

    MinePlunk Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyWindows8 SMP

    CraftyWindows8 SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SiblingSkinsOnly

    SiblingSkinsOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

    With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

    Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCupid

    CreeperCupid

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

    Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

    So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChinaCashOutCraft

    ChinaCashOutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

    also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

    so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP