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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3991 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.
and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.
so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.
