Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.
With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.
So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!
| Server Name | Vurxx SMP Reignited |
|---|---|
| Community Size | Small |
| Server Type | Semi-RP/In Character |
| Mods | Vanilla+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server public? | Yes, the server is public to make new friends. |
| Are there any game-changing mods? | No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord. |
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?
And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.
And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!
On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!
So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!
why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?
our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.
come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?
also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!
oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!