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Murderous Dialogue Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!

Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!

SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	76	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StableCraft SMP – /sdg/ – Silly Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Day at the seaside edition, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Reforge, SDG, silly, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, StableCraft, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	3308	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a day at the seaside edition, where you can build sandcastles, swim with dolphins, and maybe even find buried treasure (or at least some diamonds).

Our server is so epic, we have our own installation guides that are more complicated than Redstone contraptions. But don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

Need a break from building? Check out our guides on how to inpaint or train LORAs. Because who doesn’t love a good AI companion while exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our Discord channels for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember, watch out for creepers – they’re not as cute as they sound.

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

Fly me to the moon and let me play on Moonbat 1.21.1, it’s only semi-vanilla!

1.21.1, Creative, Fly, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Moon, Moonbat, Play, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, update, Version

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (No-Griefing), Survival (Griefing)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers will be safe?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

2. Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

3. Do you run player events on the server?

Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged.

GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496852
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!