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LyricLingo Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only speak in song lyrics! It’s like a musical paradise, but with creepers and stuff. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that can rap like Eminem! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. I know, right? So come join us and let’s sing our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness #SongLyricSquadGoals #CheeseDimensionFTW 🧀🎶🦙 -
DateCraftFAQs
Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?
But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!
So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!
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DinoLover420 Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where all they talk about is sex? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the REAL questions. Like, what’s your favorite dinosaur? That’s right, forget about dirty talk, we’re all about prehistoric creatures here. Join us for a Jurassic adventure like no other, where T-Rexes roam free and Velociraptors are your new best friends. Who needs romance when you have a pack of friendly dinosaurs by your side? So come on, join our server and let’s talk about the important stuff – like which dino would win in a fight, a Triceratops or a Stegosaurus? The possibilities are endless on our dino-tastic server! -
CraftyQs: What’s your block-tastic intro?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old questions like “What’s your favorite block?” or “How long have you been playing?” Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real hard-hitting questions like “If you were a zombie pigman, would you still wear pants?” or “Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized creepers or one creeper-sized chicken?” Join us for a wild ride of wacky questions and even wackier adventures in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! -
CraftyQuestions Minecraft Server
thought-provoking questions, bonding questions, unusual questions, ice breaker questions, personal questionsAre you tired of boring small talk on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to get to know your fellow players in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!Join us and ask questions like “If you were a block in Minecraft, what block would you be and why?” or “Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized creepers or one creeper-sized chicken?”
Our community is filled with players who are just as weird and wacky as you, so come on in and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends while discussing the most random and ridiculous topics imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the weirdness unite us all!
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CraftyDateQuest
Are you tired of boring first date conversations like “What’s your favorite color?” or “Do you like long walks on the beach?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life!Imagine this: you and your date are exploring a virtual world together, mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. You ask them questions like “If you were a Minecraft mob, which one would you be?” or “What’s your favorite block to build with?” Trust us, nothing brings people closer together than bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and redstone contraptions.
And if things start to get awkward, just challenge your date to a PvP battle in the Nether. Nothing says romance like setting your significant other on fire with a bucket of lava, am I right?
So why waste time with boring first date questions when you could be crafting memories on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the love (and TNT explosions) begin!
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PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels! -
SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds! -
Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds
come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! -
GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition
GoldenAge SMP
Server Info Server Type SMP Version Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods Whitelist Exclusive whitelist-only Overview
The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24
This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!
Public Community Event
We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!
No whitelisting required!
Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI
Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/
Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server whitelist-only? Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only. What version of Minecraft does the server run? The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods. What is the theme of the server? The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history. Is there a public community event happening? Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.