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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2002 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3550 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 478 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?
