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Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	3126	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2908
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

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Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	785	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	3234
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!