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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1219 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles