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CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5689	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3354	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	2826
Emeralds Found:	8566	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Star Shards Collected:	90
Enchantments Applied:	83	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1618
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	4018	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	7755
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Void Gems Collected:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!