The PDHW is the home server for the cool micronation of the United Houses of Polaris. All travelers and guests are welcome to join in the fun of mining and building. If you want to be a citizen, just hit up one of the 3 active Houses of UHoP.
142.44.255.47:25604
Legend has it that the ancient civilization that once inhabited our server worshipped the almighty boob goddess, and she left behind treasures for those brave enough to seek them out. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the boobs and become the richest player on the server?
But beware, for there are also boob monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. Only the bravest and most skilled adventurers will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.
So come join us on our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the mystery of boobs and become a legend in your own right!
But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!
Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!
So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!
And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!
Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!
We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!
On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!
Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?
So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!
Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!
One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!
We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.
Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.
IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.
Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.
Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!