Fumes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

Conflict, Safety, EMBARRASSING, Divorce, Fiasco

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

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BlockBreakerz: Need a Break Too?

Break, Communication, PRESSURE, SAHP, weekends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the brutal schedule of corporate life and parenting woes! Join us for some virtual relaxation and fun, where you can take breaks whenever you want without feeling guilty.

Imagine a world where you can sleep in, take naps, and have dinner at a reasonable hour – all while exploring endless possibilities in Minecraft. No need to worry about being the AH for wanting a break, because here, everyone understands the struggle of balancing work and family.

So come on over and join our server for a much-needed escape from reality. Who knew that mining blocks and building structures could be so therapeutic? Let’s build a world where breaks are encouraged and self-care is a top priority!

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HostageCraft: No Surrender

Terrorism, HostageCraft, Ismail Haniyeh, fumes, Hamas

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

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Bookworms & Exhaust Fumes Minecraft

Environment, preservation, Exhaust, maintenance, air quality

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we keep our books in the garage because who needs a boring old bookshelf? Plus, the exhaust fumes add a little extra flavor to the pages, making reading a truly unique experience.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with angry chickens and lava pits that lead to secret treasure troves. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and on your toes at all times.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your gas mask for those garage book reading sessions!

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Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

unfuckable, discussion, toxic behavior, discrimination, WTF

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

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AttractiveBlockOddities

unconventional attraction, quirky attraction, strange attraction, weird attraction, bizarre turn ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

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AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

uk, AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL, global news, deadly crash, aviation disaster

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

loneliness and mental health, Heart function, loneliness and gender differences, loneliness and heart rate, social stress

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

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Boredom SMP

Server Events, Whitelist, Boredom, Grief Recovery, player average

Minecraft Server Overview

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

What Makes Us Unique

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
Active staff support

Discord & Dynmap

You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

What to Expect

A mature and respectful community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Freedom and acceptance for all players

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

bubba, gas station workers, Experience, hire bubba and cletus, Ethereal

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

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