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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9451 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.