fully deserved Minecraft Servers

fully deserved Minecraft Servers

  • 100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

    100% Deserved Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6948
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

    ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 112 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

    our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

    join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • bowelbreakersMC

    bowelbreakersMC
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7519
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Falling into the Void: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

    minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5224
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 503266 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

    We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieZap Minecraft Server

    ZombieZap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2471
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

    But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

    Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VibeBites Minecraft Server

    VibeBites Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

    Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

    Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBabyBroZone

    NoBabyBroZone
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6785
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3968 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

    Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

    CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9822
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Votes: 4366 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ores Mined: 6856
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

    MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3561
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • putinwarnsmcserver

    putinwarnsmcserver
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 611
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

    Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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