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SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fans, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, Server, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crops Grown:	5061	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyFeels R9K Server

4chan, BlockyFeels, Community, Connection, digital age, emotions, Empathy, internet culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Nostalgia, r9k, relatable, Self-expression, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

Crafty Polska Pals

Crafty, PALS, polska

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we have taken the edycja stambulska to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Fred who tells the best jokes (seriously, he’s a riot).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the edycja stambulska like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

Angry, Centuries, Civilization, civilizational, civilizational recovery, Conflict, Destruction, Dystopia, Edition, fear, Future, hate, History, Humanity, idea.., opposition, progress, Recovery, resistance, Revenge, society, Survival, villager, War, ww3

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.

Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Catch, cs stage info, datamining project faq, dumbifying beam edition, eggmon viability guide, Geeta, Gotta, legendary gauntlet info, lodge topics, model ripping, neo champion silver, Paradise, photo creator, Pixelmon, pokemon masters ex, Previous thread, Soundtrack, sync grid simulator, tier list maker, Upcoming Events

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	908
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7473	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

appreciation, art, character design, Community, compliments, Crafty9k, creativity, encouragement, friend’s OC, friendship, Kindness, Minecraft, neckbeard, Online Community, Original Character, positivity, r9k, Server, Support, Ultimate, Unique, Uplifting, virtual friends, Wholesome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!

1. Vids, 10. Video uploads, 11. Link sharing, 12. Unrestricted videos, 13. Video links, 14. No limitations, 15. Video streaming, 16. Link sharing platform, 17. No boundaries, 18. Video sharing community, 19. Link exchange, 2. Links, 20. Video recommendations, 3. No rules, 4. Video sharing, 5. Online videos, 6. Unlimited links, 7. Video content, 8. No restrictions, 9. Free sharing, Chaos, Unleashed, VidLinksRUs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while playing the accordion? Absolutely!

On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

5 stars, accurate portrayal, Beautiful, chuds, cinema quality, creeper, historical drama, Japan, Japanese reviews, Mariko, meets, Minecraft, praising, random shit, reading, Samurai, Seething, Server, Shogun, ShogunSquad, Western movie, zero stars

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Animals Bred:	138	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

Community, controversy, cucks, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, internet personalities, nijisanjien, NijisanjiENs, online culture, online streaming, Palace, pillar, Pillars, simping, social media, toxic behavior, ugly-looking whores, virtual idols, virtual world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!