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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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