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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness.
We got so much epic stuff going on, like building giant penis statues and having dance parties with creepers.
And get this, we even have a secret underground club where we turn players into their dream gender! It’s like a virtual transformation paradise, bro.
So come join us and let’s create some wild and wacky adventures together. Plus, we got the phattest asses in all of Minecraft, just sayin’. 🍑🌈🕺
